(Act 1, Scene 1)
Bud's On First, Lu's On Third, Hubby Is Pitching...And ACTION!
Sonya: OK, I will play baseball with you 3 in the backyard. I'll pitch!
Hubby: Throw me a good one!
Sonya: OK, Just DO NOT HIT ME WITH THAT BALL!
Hubby: I won't. Just pitch it to me!
(Cue camera one to focus in tight on wiffle ball leaving Sonya's hand, spiralling and connecting with Hubby's plastic bat and then straight-lining to Sonya's jaw.
Sonya: ARGH! I'm Hit!
Bud, Lu and Hubby all gather around Sonya who is face down in the grass wondering why she got up from the patio chair to play.
I think we all learned another valuable lesson today. Next time, just keep sipping iced tea and enjoy watching.